302 HP / 318 LB-FT

You either love the Mercury Marauder, or you don’t get it even a little bit. Ford’s erstwhile brand had some truly awful moments during the years leading up to its demise, but we stand by this one. The Crown Vic-turned-bad-boy may have seemed too tame for its sinister looks when new, but as a cheap second car we’d have a hard time clicking to the next Craigslist page.

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